andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

humansofnewyork:

"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

(Source: memewhore)

afvan:

amyohconnor:

This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫

This is my favorite post

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

(Source: coolayanami)

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

necrophilofthefuture:

i haven’t slept in like 2 days so when I tried to get cheezits out of a vending machine I kept entering the wrong code and I just kept messing up every time so now I’m crying with 4 bags of famous amos cookies and 0 dollars

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage