me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.
"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically
i haven’t slept in like 2 days so when I tried to get cheezits out of a vending machine I kept entering the wrong code and I just kept messing up every time so now I’m crying with 4 bags of famous amos cookies and 0 dollars
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow